Beavis and Butthead - Virtual Stupidity
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It's the MTV's Beavis and Butthead in Virtual Stupidity Walkthrough!!! v1.0
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By: Tim Halbach
Email: TimH99999@aol.com
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I receive. Just so you know, this only took me two hours to do. It wasn't that hard.
The Official Strategy Guide IS available in stores and should be used as a substitute for this file, as it is in no way a complete walkthrough of the game. This text file is intended for fun only, and is not to be used for profit in any way. Also, it is not intended to be used as a substitute for your mind (wouldn't that be cool?) as that would take all the fun out of the game. I recommend you read ONLY the sections you need to read in order to get past where you are stuck. Try figuring something out for yourself or something.
Damnit, when's something cool gunna happen? Just wait a minute Beavis
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OK here we go.
How do I get out of Science class?
Click on the hall pass and then click the pass on the teacher.
How do I get out of the School? McDicker is always there!
Find a way to get rid of him...
So how do I get rid of McVicker?
You have to Hock a Mega-Loogie on him.
Uhh, so how do I get on top of the school?
The answer is in the Gym.
That didn't help, dumbass.
Have Butthead jump on the springboard. Then use the horse (uhh not really). Then jump back down onto the springboard. He will end up on the ladder. You can then climb up. Of course, Beavis will be in a little pain, but so what?
Ok, so now I'm on the roof. Now what???
Hock a loogie over the edge of the building (Click Use on the edge)
Now he's after me, how do I get down?
Put the stick (its on the ground) in the fan, and then slide down the fan. You can then leave the school.
Great. I got beat up. What the hell should I do now?
Maybe you should just walk around and talk to people.
Umm like who?
Try the park. Butthead has to talk to him twice, then talk about food.
Great, now what?
Well, you gotta get some food.
How?
You need a vehicle.
Umm, the car has an alarm
Try the tank.
What tank?
The one at the Veteran's hall
Where's the veteran's hall?
You have to talk to Anderson in order for it to appear.
That didn't work.
Try getting some nachos first. Nachos!!!
Ok I'm at the Veteran's Hall. Now what?
Talk to Buzzcut (duh)
Great. Now what?
Talk to Van Driesen. (Butthead, then Sperm whales...huh huh I said sperm)
OK, so how do I get into the Coffee House?
Talk to the girl...she'll give you a hint.
Ok, the manager doesn't have any.
Someone threw one away
You can't get in the trash cans.
Try the one at the park. Beavis really "gets in" this one.
So what's the deal with the squirrel?
Be sure to kick it so it gets nice and flattened.
What in the hell is that shiny thing next to the squirrel?
I have no idea...maybe an eyeball? Ask Viacom.
That was cool. Now what?
Uhh pick up the flier and give it to the chick in the Crapachino house. Maybe break a bottle or two in the process...oh yeah, the piece of paper is on the left of the junk.
Cool. I want some Crapachino!
First drink it all from all the cups. Then be sure to pick up the book...what good it does, I don't know. Uhh, then talk to the dude about coffee and he'll leave. You can drink straight from the cappuccino machine now. And voila, its Cornholio!!! I need TP for my bunghole!!!
Great...now what?
Remember the tank?
Uhh so what?
Try the lid with Cornholio...he'll get it open. Then just get in and drive. Thank you drive through.
Great so now I'm in jail...how the hell do I get out?
Umm, well, you need to get Leroy a quarter.
Thats nice, why?
Talk to him to find out.
Great, but I'm still in the cell...
Pick up the soap and have Beavis eat it. He'll spit it out and it'll end up on the floor. Then have Beavis talk to Leroy. The guard will come in never to go out again, and you'll end up with the keys to the cell....YESS!!!
Ok so where's the quarter?
Kyler(Killer?) has one doesn't he?
Great, so how do I get it?
Try talking to the chick with the dog...after looking at Kyler. She'll give you a hint.
Uhh, great, so he about killed the mug shot dude...what's that have to do with anything?
Well, apparently Kyler doesn't like flashes...where is there a flash? On a camera.
So where's the camera?
Try the Psycho ward. Be sure to pick up all the other crap too. Like the shock therapy machine (in the cabinet) and the teddy bear, the blocks, and, well, all that crap.
Great...there's no flash on the camera.
Thats kinda hard (I said hard)...its in the pillow by Kyler...feed it to Sam (under the bed). He'll give you the flash.
Now what?
Um, put it on the camera (you can pick it up in the inventory and then click on the camera.
So?
Well, take pictures of Kyler.
Brawl...cool...but I'm back in the cell again.
You still have the keys.
Now what?
If you really need this hint, you're truly a dumbass. Pick up the quarter and give it to Leroy.
Um, ok so I'm outside. Now what?
You need in the transport van.
The dude won't let me in.
Get rid of him.
How?
Shock therapy???
Cool, now I'm stuck at the slaughterhouse...what to do?
Pick up a board, and stick it between the balls. (it does look like a wiener doesn't it?)
Uhh now what?
Have Butthead jump on it.
Cool. Now what???
Go back to the slaughter house (be sure to pick up Todd's plate)
And?
Go inside and pick up stuff, like the meat. You also need an axe.
Where's an axe?
Look in the machine.
Great so it grinds up cows. So?
Turn it up. It'll shoot an axe at you.
OK, great. Now what?
Go back to the Veteran's hall and talk to Anderson. That'll make a taxidermist appear.
So what do I do there?
Um, well, get some stuff.
Like?
The pen on the counter, and an eyeball out of the box on the left display case. Oh yeah, something else too...
What's that?
Click on the rabbit...you'll get a string.
Now what?
You need to give the eyeball to the guy reading a book in the Insane wing of the jail.
But there's a dog in the way...
OK, so get rid of it.
How?
Well, you need to throw a dog at it.
What dog?
Make one out of a condom.
Huh? Where do I get a condom?
In the bathroom at the coffeehouse.
How?
You need a quarter...its in the vent at your house.
But how do I get it out of the vent?
Use the string and a piece of gum.
Gum? I haven't seen any gum...
Its on the drinking fountain at school...click on where the water comes out.
So? How do I get it out?
Click the string on the gum, and click that mix on the register. Voila, one quarter.
Uh, wonderful. So now I have a condom. What do I do with it?
Make a dog out of it.
But Beavis only blew it up once...
There's an air hose at the Mini Mart.
Cool...but how do I make a dog out of it?
Give it to the Janitor...He loves little critters.
Um, now what? I threw it at the dog at the jail.
Cut his chain with the bolt cutters...dumbass. Maybe you should figure some of this out on your own.
Uhh, wonderful. So I'm in Jail again.
Well give the eye to the guy in the Insane ward.
Great, I have a book.
Give it to Sam (under the bed).
And your point is?
He'll spit out his teeth.
So what?
You can give them to the farmer dude.
Yeah but I need a remote for the door. -I need a remote for the door? Why? --Try talking to some people on your own for a change.
Well, the remote is hidden somewhere...
And where might that be?
In a bear's butt.
Cool! His anal cavity?
Yup. Anderson left it at the taxidermist when he left the bear to be restuffed. And she stuffed it in the bear.
But where's the bear???
Well, you need to talk to the Taxidermist about it.
Ok, but its still not there...
Talk to Buzzcut in the Coffee house.
Great but he won't let me down.
Kick him.
Cool. I felt in the bear's anal cavity but couldn't get anything.
Have butthead kick the bear's stomach and then try again.
Cool, now I've got a remote.
Use it at the farm...duh
Great, so there's a car. I don't have any keys.
Talk to Gina...she's at Burger World.
Cool, they're in her locker. Great, which locker's hers?
#69. Huh huh...69.
Uhh great but its locked.
Who would have the combination...the janitor maybe?
Uhh but he won't do anything.
Well, maybe give him a little critter to play with.
The bear doesn't work...
Remember the squashed squirrel???
Yeah, but its under a car.
Umm, well get rid of the car.
How? Its got an alarm.
Write on the sign.
Great. So now how do I get the squirrell up?
Try a spatula.
Spatula? Where's that?
In Burger World.
Where?
Behind the counter.
But the Nerd won't let me by.
Throw Gina's hamburger into the fan.
Cool. I got a spatula now. (Fryer Fryer!!) Now what?
Use it on the Squirrel.
But it gets stuck...
Did you get the hammer?? Its at the Jail where the dog was. Don't ask why. Any ideas?
So? Now what do I do with the hammer?
Uhh, hit the spatula with it.
The guy doesn't like the squirrel. What now?
Try the taxidermist.
Cool. So now I can get to the gym. So?
Well, lets try to get that rope down.
Uhh, how?
Well, have Beavis climb it.
But he won't go up.
Snap him on the butt with a towel.
What towel? Where?
Its in jail next to the lady with the dog.
Cool. Now what?
Chop the rope with the axe. Now you're in the boiler room.
So?
See the filing cabinet? Try it...its got locker combos in it.
Great! So I have Todd's keys now. So?
Drive the car (duh)
Umm, so I tried but Butthead isn't satisfied.
Well, use Todd's plate on it. (don't forget to take off the old one)
Cool, but he's still not happy.
Paint it?
Where's the paint?
The janitor had some...
Cool, but now I'm stuck in the trunk at the Mini mart.
Well, just talk to her. Duh.
Cool. Now what?
Drive the car again. You'll go home, and get into Todd's gang for a few seconds... Until the cops come that is. So much for that. By the way, watch the credits all the way, there's another clip at the end. Its pretty cool. Worth the wait...maybe?
To be included in the next version... Other cool things to try
THE END...until next time